Babes UK promises to deliver, unsurprisingly, the hottest sites for UK babes. Since I like to class myself as a UK babe, I feel that I'm perfectly qualified to see if the site delivers the promise it offers on the preview pages - 'most explicit collection of the sweetest babes from the UK'.

The site itself is is easy to navigate. It looks neat and tidy and offers 20,000 photographs and 10,000 meg of videos.

10,000 meg. That'd make it just under 10Gb, then. And I'll be buggered if I can find any sign on them.

Still, there's a variety of photographs of each babe on offer - generally her on her own, in flagro delecto and, er... in-flagro-delecto-with-another-girl. All of the photographs seem to have been taken in a studio and I couldn't help but feel a sense of patriotic loss that the girls aren't posing up against Big Ben, being shagged at the foot of the White Cliffs of Dover or going at it while tucking into a traditional meal of Toad in the Hole.

Admittedly, the girls do look British (Sigh. No, they don't have bad teeth.) and certainly I recognise a couple of them from late-night freeview porn. Some of the girls I'm fairly sure aren't British, and are identified with eastern European names, for fuck's sake. Black and Asian girls are almost unrepresented on this site and as usual, the guys are reduced to 'prop' status, although they do all seem to have knobs like a baby's arm holding an apple, guvnor.

There are around 70-100 images in each set of photographs, with multiple sets for most of the lovely ladies featured. Around half of the photos are downloadable in ZIP format, although this option is more prevalent in the newer sets. Each thumbnail links to a page, and on that page is the image with the usual slideshow buttons.

If you're into the natural look, you'll be pleased - the girls are displaying predominantly real boobies and there's a range of booby size and buoyancy to keep everyone happy.

However, Babes UK is insanely strict on bandwidth usage and the number of connections and it's very easy to get your account blocked. Considering the lack of bandwidth guzzling content this seems a bit mean.

Still, the girls are good looking, and suitably naughty, in a nice, normal kind of way and the site itself is easy enough to work out - even if the promised video's continue to elude me.

As a standalone site, it's a bit thin, but the added sites in the bundle once you sign up should keep just about everyone er.. entertained.. long enough to justify the subscription charges.

While this site will appeal to Non-British punters that like a nice bit of British totty, it probably wouldn't be enough to convince the British enthusiast.