Forget Road Trip - this is a European sex tour with a difference with sex on the menu from petit dejeneur through to nightcaps. This is a Thomas Cook sex in the cities tour that takes in some of the most amazing sites, oh and the scenery's not bad either. The home page shows a collection of three or maybe four cameo style stories, that briefly highlight the cities, Vienna, Bratislava, Prague and the women that hail from them, their pictures paint the scenario that they are on the tour and it is just a question of how many fucks you can have in a half day tour of the cities pussy region.

So I settled in to my cosy chair to pour over the porn, on my lightening European sex tour. Once inside it was like a wet weekend in Brighton, the disappointment was almost tangible, because the front page of this site is the only piece of Europe that you really get to see.

The rest of the site is made up of the same scene repeated over and over again. Granted they use different women in each scene, but it is played like a repeating sit com, which is a pity, as some of the action borders on the hilarious. Look out for Misty's video where a visit to the Doctors is just fabulous, filled with medical innuendo and the sight of a naive bare chested, woman having her tits examined her pussy fingered and those fingers licked by the Doctor as a taste test, brilliant, with the finale a temperature thermometer shoved up her ass, it is just classic. Did nobody tell the girl that only animals have their temperature taken that way? Anyway she finds better things to do with her mouth later in the video.

The recurring theme of these two stud Doctors would have Dr Shipman shaking in his grave. Oh and the accents are priceless. But that is it, once you've seen the first girl, the scenario just repeats, like a prescription, and the only one I can think of is boredom, which is a great pity, as what could have been a great travel theme has turned into a one way ticket to the Doctors. Sad.

The idea is great the tour poor, I would ask for a refund on a package like this.